Apparently distraught over their utter lack of market-share, all of the approximately eighteen 30-gig Zunes in the wild have apparently committed mass suicide (is their number large enough to be considered a “mass suicide” or is it simply “suicide together”? –ed).
No word on the fate of fat-harry-zune tattoo guy.
You can read more on this breaking story as it develops at Wired or Ars.
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8 responses to “‘iPod Killer’ Commits Suicide”
That would explain the “tons of reports.”
It might have been just me but I automatically connected the title with the picture and thought that “Zune Guy” ended his life.
Wow.
Hahaha, love the first comment.
I know… that’s why I had to put the “update” on there to explain… the RSS feed on Yahoo made it look totally misleading.