70 comments

Ok, Heinrich, we’re coming back to Brazil.

Camillo Miller, on August 11th, 2008 at 10:33 pm

Caption:

“Hello brother, mother requests that we come downstairs and fix the sewing machine”

“Hello brother, father’s calling and wants to know if you activated parental controls on his laptop”

Marc, on August 11th, 2008 at 11:04 pm

“No, Mr Bond, we expect you to die!”

mbh, on August 11th, 2008 at 11:20 pm

Jimmy, the boys from Atlanta say they want 80% on the deal, or they won’t invite us to their birthday party!

Gareth R.N. Sloan, on August 12th, 2008 at 12:00 am

“You see, Batman, we just can’t keep giving you GoogleMaps directions whenever you’re lost. Yeah, yeah. Nokia Schmokia. Shut up, here they are.”

Vander, on August 12th, 2008 at 12:17 am

Come Play with Us, Danny…

bailey009, on August 12th, 2008 at 12:49 am

…maybe you should hold the other piece as well…

nipponjin, on August 12th, 2008 at 1:02 am

I can’t hear anything add More Cowbell ?

kmf, on August 12th, 2008 at 1:18 am

And to think Hulger’s competition could only call Cupertino!

Tom, on August 12th, 2008 at 2:43 am

“Yeah, that’s right, the box you sent. It’s upside down!”

Iain, on August 12th, 2008 at 3:18 am

“Yes of course the Hulger is huger!”

MikeN, on August 12th, 2008 at 3:31 am

“Yeah Hi…..Steve?….it’s about MobileMe…..it blew up again”

Doug, on August 12th, 2008 at 3:42 am

“Ja, mother — Hans und I will return air traffic control to zee proper authorities.”

Hans Weise, on August 12th, 2008 at 3:43 am

Okay, wait for Ms. Yvonne to say “Credit Card Number Please” and tell her this number on the screen.

Mike, on August 12th, 2008 at 4:20 am

“Can you hear me now?”

Payton, on August 12th, 2008 at 4:47 am

Doctor, the time machine was a success. We have landed in the 50’s. No one suspect… except for the looks we’re getting for telephoning to our suitcase. And another thing, Doc. Our bodies were affected too, and I don’t think we’ll be able to drive that Chevy as planned…

Bob Storey, on August 12th, 2008 at 4:58 am

Thank you for your donation

Jorge Viani, on August 12th, 2008 at 5:28 am

FRANS: “Hans, remember those twins I told you about … they want to hang out. Look up the Overlook Hotel.”

HANS: “They better be hot.”

Jeof Vita, on August 12th, 2008 at 6:09 am

“Hallo. Thees eez Meecrosoft Veestah techneecal support. I am Roger. How mee I hep you?”

Vague Nomenclature, on August 12th, 2008 at 6:16 am

“I’m the smart one, I get the Hulger; Hans gets the box.”

rON, on August 12th, 2008 at 6:57 am

“MobileMe help line. How may we be of service?”

tcterrified, on August 12th, 2008 at 8:25 am

“Mom says we are no longer Amish. Dad made one telephone call and everything went downhill fast.”

Clockwork O, on August 12th, 2008 at 8:51 am

kevin rose, the early years…

velvetelvis, on August 12th, 2008 at 8:54 am

Hello Batman we have another message from the Riddler.

Queen of the Click, on August 12th, 2008 at 9:00 am

Mr Gates, I assure you that we will beat Apple with this one. Vista 2010 comes with its own designer laptop hardware and state of the art telephony.

ausboy, on August 12th, 2008 at 9:43 am

Cupertino . . . We’ve got a problem.

Alfred J. Fortin, on August 12th, 2008 at 10:03 am

— Four is the new Forty.

Jamie Tucker, on August 12th, 2008 at 11:43 am

“Yes, secret cloning project is complete success. Initiating phase 2 and vill destroy all records of process ven complete. Of course am talking on secure line!”

K.W.Eaches, on August 12th, 2008 at 12:11 pm

After wiring up the red phone they found in the trash, the twins quickly realized it wasn’t Santa’s Hotline. However, the Kremlin was more than happy to fulfill their wishes of stockings full of uranium and the name of a good arms dealer.

Vague Nomenclature, on August 12th, 2008 at 12:15 pm

“Yeah, it’s the NASCAR commissioner on the line, even he thinks you overdid it on the corporate logos…”

Church of Apple, on August 12th, 2008 at 12:38 pm

JAWOHL!!! The DNA cloning went well. The whole party, including us, will be of age to take over soon. Now if we could figure out how to assemble this time machine we could go back and tell them to invade Russia one month sooner.

shelly, on August 12th, 2008 at 12:42 pm

“mummy, how come he gets a cool macbook pro when all i get is this crappy phone!”

izzyorion, on August 12th, 2008 at 1:04 pm

“Holy Smokes Batman, Commisioner Gordon is missing!”

Matthew Barfield, on August 12th, 2008 at 1:05 pm

“Hello, Steve? Hey! Um… we think that we have found you’re MacBook Pro.
Yes.
Yeah, the one with all the bumper stickers on it? Ok. Well, you see, when we opened the laptop we found a quite… traumatizing desktop picture.
Uh huh. Yes. No, you never took it off. And Billy-Joe here can’t seem to take his eyes off it. And - OH! Oh, ok. Wow. That’s your wife… ok. Geesh. I thought you were like 55? Really? Because she looks… slightly younger. I don’t know. It might just be the bikini she’s in…”

Greg, on August 12th, 2008 at 1:50 pm

“dang it i cant sync my iphone and mbp again…MobileMe must be down again…”

“*sigh* ill inform Jobs…again…but at least i get to try out my new Hulger hand set!!”

slaytalera, on August 12th, 2008 at 1:55 pm

“Thank you for calling the Bush Administration. Your call may be recorded and or wiretapped for for quality assurance purposes.”

Blake A., on August 12th, 2008 at 2:06 pm

“We’re looking for one more corporate sponsor. How big is your logo?”

Michael Daigle, on August 12th, 2008 at 3:17 pm

Microsoft Vista 2010 with art-deco packaging and state-of-the-art telephony

ausboy, on August 12th, 2008 at 6:17 pm

Stoppen Sie, meine Kugeln zu klemmen!! - uh, yes, can I help you?

Naim, on August 12th, 2008 at 6:24 pm

From: The Young 007 in “The Twins of Terror”:

“Yes, Anton, the money transfer is complete. Kill the girl.”

John, on August 12th, 2008 at 7:50 pm

The Marsdenstein twins, mute since birth, communicate solely through the static pantomime of an Internet consumer bombarded with constant advertising and telemarketing from none other than his own doppleganger - a metaphor for today’s embarrassingly cyclical economy starved for imagination and progress - on tour this month at SFMOMA. Special admission to the installation may be waived with the donation of non-perishable food-stuff to the U.S. Military.

Spencer James, on August 12th, 2008 at 8:51 pm

Cut/Paste Flaw Discovered in Time Machine

dbz, on August 12th, 2008 at 10:35 pm

That’s right, Principal Jones. A Wii and an A in History or my brother posts these pictures on Facebook.

dbz, on August 12th, 2008 at 10:53 pm

“wow! this phone looks really old! but its not, like, wow!”

izzyorion, on August 13th, 2008 at 12:50 am

That’s right, Mr. Jobs. If you don’t want any more “accidents” at your R&D facilities, you’ll send us 2 MacBook Airs and and 2 iPhones, NOW! . . . what’s that? Oh, Ivan says he wants a copy of “Dora the Explorer Animal Adventures” too.

MwaHaHaHa.

Johan de Besche, on August 13th, 2008 at 3:03 am

Do you know i dont have a caption yet.

MacPhobia, on August 13th, 2008 at 4:24 am

Yes Prime Minister Putin, we received the package. Oleg is working on it right now. How, may I ask, is hacking into Zac Efron’s computer going to help Russia win the second cold war though? Uh huh. Yes, I will contact you right away if we come across any pictures of Vanessa Hudgens.

Eliot, on August 13th, 2008 at 8:09 am

Applecare? My brother put his skateboard stickers on Dad’s computer. Where’s the undo key?

Marc, on August 13th, 2008 at 8:46 am

Dude, I know! The cool way to put ads on your MacBook is with laser etching like Leah did. I tried to tell him, but he wouldn’t listen.

Marc, on August 13th, 2008 at 8:51 am

steve? woz? we don’t really like all the colors, let’s go with all white.

elsie, on August 13th, 2008 at 11:39 am

“Hello, Luddite Universal Disruption Services. Yes, Windows 2010 is on the project list. We did a great job on Vista. No Sir we have not had much luck with the iPod or the iPhone. Have you cashed out your oil holdings yet? My brother Ned has an itchy finger.”

Clockwork O, on August 13th, 2008 at 1:12 pm

Mr. Job’s, As you suspected;
Gates is still in Power, Look’s as if, Ballmer is Just a hand Puppet.

Kenm, on August 13th, 2008 at 1:40 pm

It’s 3 a.m.

Stephen Cleary, on August 13th, 2008 at 2:15 pm

We don’t think style helps make you make phone calls from your mac. It just looks better.

Mister RK, on August 13th, 2008 at 5:01 pm

The P is for perfection and you know that we are freaks.

(google it or youtube it)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3nPLoODtGU

Mister RK, on August 13th, 2008 at 5:05 pm

Gilbert and George: The Formative Years

Marc, on August 13th, 2008 at 8:06 pm

“This is the Kremlin. Stop bombing Georgia. We have seized their toy factory.”

dave, on August 13th, 2008 at 8:38 pm

Excuse me Scotty, but there seems to be a bug in the MacBook Transporter pattern buffer replicator….

Dave K, on August 13th, 2008 at 10:57 pm

Hard evidence that the Kremlin prefer mac to pc.

izzyorion, on August 14th, 2008 at 1:39 am

“Dmitri, i have some bad news, Georgia beat us in the womens beach volleyball!”

izzyorion, on August 14th, 2008 at 1:39 am

Training in progress. Apple’s CEO succession plan readies 2 Jobs look-alikes. After Jobs, one clone won’t do.

Chris, on August 14th, 2008 at 4:45 am

Steve Ballmer’s twins show off Microsoft’s “iPhone killer” product VistaFone.

Fred Huss, on August 14th, 2008 at 5:27 am

I don’t think my father, the inventor of toaster strudel will be too pleased to hear this.

Michael Clapp, on August 14th, 2008 at 7:46 am

Mom always did like you best

Gregg Palmer, on August 14th, 2008 at 9:51 am

“Skype me, bro.”

Eoin, on August 14th, 2008 at 12:45 pm

Steve and Woz make their first computer phone call……to Redmond. Billy doesn’t answer, no one does.

Christopher, on August 14th, 2008 at 6:28 pm

“Mommy, it’s Georgie.

Me and Jeb are playing “World Domination.”

Would you please ask Poppy to nuke North Korea? We’ll get 100,000 more points”

Tim, on August 15th, 2008 at 6:43 am

“I don’t always see eye to eye with my brother, but I haven’t let that stop me from talking to him.”

Eoin, on August 15th, 2008 at 12:05 pm

Early beta testing showed that the Architect of the Matrix’s first attempt at Agents Smith and Jones weren’t quite so successful as he had anticipated.

ghostbusterbob, on August 15th, 2008 at 1:19 pm

Jerky Boys Go Hi-tech

jhohner, on August 17th, 2008 at 8:35 pm