WTF iPhone Apps Of The Week

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First: Try My Nose!! No, really! Try it!

“Just select a nose you like, hold it next to you current nose and surprise your friends!”

Or – now here’s a radical thought – just stick with the nose you were born with! Maybe it suits you just fine! Maybe – oh never mind. Next!

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Venus Fly Trap. A virtual fly trap, except without all that tiresome waiting for a fly to come along.

They don’t have to eat any flies to survive, did you know that? They can get by just fine on water. Next!

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Well well, you’re asking yourself. What is this? What is Hot Lips?

Why don’t you tell the kind folks, BCD Soft?

“This hilarious game will give you and your friends hours of laughter as you compare each others kiss-appeal. Hone your skills to achieve the highest ranking, and to realize your full potential as a kisser.”

Hmm, yeah, I can see that working. Next time you’re on a date, and you move in for the Big Kiss, and you reassuringly whisper in her ear: “It’s OK, I’ve been practicing on my iPhone.” No-one’s going to get a slap in the face for that, are they?

The end.

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4 responses to “WTF iPhone Apps Of The Week”

  1. Andrew DK says:

    “No-one’s going to get a slap in the face for that, are they?”

    No, they’ll get laughed at!

  2. John says:

    You should post the prices with the apps because if they cost any more than FREE, it makes it just that much more hilarious.