Do you harbor terrible secrets that must never get out? Zugu’s new In Case of Death Case for iPad Pro is for you. It’s always ready to automatically brick the tablet if you stop a bullet or get crushed in an “accident.”
Whether you’re a covert agent for British intelligence or just know things about the homeowners association that must never be revealed, Zugu Case has your back.
Does your iPad need Zugu’s In Case of Death Case?
There are secrets too dangerous to ever be allowed to get out. The cheap and simple process that turns water into gasoline. All the Hollywood actors who are actually aliens. The global agenda of penguins. But if you know any of these, you can safely store them on your iPad … if you wrap the tablet in Zugu’s In Case of Death Case.
The case comes with a smart ring that constantly measures its owner’s heart rate, heart rate variability, respiration rate, blood oxygen levels and body temperature. If the wearer’s heartbeat stops suddenly, and their body temperature and blood oxygen level also drop dramatically, the smart ring knows that death arrived. Then the ring sends a signal to the case to brick the iPad.
Zugu’s In Case of Death Case comes with Hexnode mobile device management software that takes care of wiping the tablet.
Yes, it’s a joke. But it’s also real.
If you ask, “Is this a joke?” Then the answer is yes. But the answer to “Is this real?” is also yes. Zugu really sells an M4 iPad Pro with MDM software preinstalled, a special edition case and the necessary smart ring for $1,500.
It also comes with bonus features. The MDM software can be set so that at the owner’s death, the iPad plays a never-ending loop of Rick Astley to Rickroll the survivors.
“The In Case of Death Case is a funny, first-of-its-kind product that emphasizes Zugu’s commitment to iPad protection in even the most extreme situation: death,” says Zugu founder Tim Angel.
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Those not expecting to die soon, or anyone whose secrets aren’t so terrible, might opt instead for the Zugu 360 Protective Case. It’s the same case without all the extras and at a vastly lower price. It is scheduled to launch in the spring.
