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three two one keep all those inappropriate jokes to yourself okay we're about to go live
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nope don't do it you're gonna get us kicked off of youtube and probably the internet
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i see some bits coming in and we're live okay you want the tweet louis you got the tweet i am completely
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ready for that's actually not true i'm not ready for the tweet i have to switch twitter personally look at this i'm
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ahead of the curve if you want to shout out now's your time hop into the chat we're gonna get rolling here in a sec we've got a lot of
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stuff to go through we're gonna be talking about um all sorts of uh great apple stories
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to bring up my notes i'm gonna tell you guys if you want an m1 macbook pro i'm gonna tell you how to get it fast and
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get it cheap and and this is something people aren't thinking about and everyone's waiting until june to get their macbook pros
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because apple's so far behind we're gonna be talking about how apple fixed the studio display i told you i
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told you this is gonna happen we're gonna talk about it and um we're gonna talk about apple fixing their um or
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offering their new way to fix your phone at home
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fix your phone at home that's all gonna take it's only gonna take uh two 50-pound boxes full of tools that you'll
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have to rent from them but uh i'm getting ahead of myself here shout out to mark t he says he loves his m1 studio
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benchmarks don't matter well then i can see why you're happy we got dipsy doo he
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says hey yeah and we got keith shalom here what seems to be the office the officer problem
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yeah well that's about how lk is probably speaking right about now as he's being pulled over
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we'll have an lk update by the way and some pictures to share with you guys on uh what lk is doing
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these days you might be wondering where he is we'll talk about that and we've got some pictures to share
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and look i don't even know if we should do this we're gonna we're gonna talk about twitter
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famous last words i don't know if we should but we're gonna and uh
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let's hope they're not the actual last words you know and and then also you know what
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it it's it's interesting louis i feel like i've been covering this beat and no one else talks about it
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these eu rules that they're drafting to control how big tech companies can um
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can create their operating systems and and and their marketplaces like this is a
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huge story and this this story these rules in the eu they they a leaked
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um version of their final rules have have have come out and if this goes into effect this is
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gonna have huge ramifications for apple and other tech companies i think and no one's even talking about it i just think that's
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well i posted that video outtake on uh on the cultimate channel no one watched it
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so i mean about jake well that's disgusting i'm discussing this before because it was in its early stages and
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now there's a final form of the draft rules and if this goes through apple is gonna have to completely radically change ios
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and mac os too probably to to make sure that they're in alignment with these new laws and and i don't even
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know what i'm talking about now because probably no one cares but i'm gonna mention it anyway you know what you need to do yeah point out the fact that uh
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it actually has a might affect us in the u.s because i mean you know i i mean it's going to affect you in the u.s
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portion of people in the us
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don't pay much attention to international news and and you hear it's like oh well eu might do something to
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ios and well uh well you know what do i care yeah
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well i i actually think that some of these rules might be for the the good of all users so oh you do
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oh oh yeah you're happy well look do i want a bunch of bureaucrats
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getting their grimy hands all over apple's coat no but there are some things we're getting
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ahead of ourselves right all right let's get it greasy
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all right we get we got jeff jeff drewen saying sub gents lk isn't here great day to talk about twitter
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he's got a point we've got adam broussard here he's got a very powerful
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in the chat ios needs a refresh yeah don't we all okay let's um
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let's get mrs you know who going and um we'll get this shell rolling oh mrs d
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well mr g you sound so chipper oh yes i've been spending some quality one-on-one time with that delicious
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little lk oh oh my did you hear that outside the show
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there's been a rendezvous oh yes and i made some special frosting for him ugh
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it's a wrong debut a wrongdo very wrong
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i heard she gave him a drive by fruiting but that's not something we should talk about here on uh on youtube
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well mrs d we have a show we've got hundreds of people here waiting for us to start the broadcast so if you would
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let me go ahead and um pull up the notes get your finger on the button and we
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will get this the rolling thing rolling in three two one hello
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and welcome to the cassie best 30 plus nap conversation you're gonna hear all week long i'm your host
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also got ram which he uses to break down the front doors of colton mack riders and drag them back to the riding gauge
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[Applause] have you seen the benchmarks benchmarks are very impressive oh really because i
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heard that they were lower than expected like you and your
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i'm going full binding here with this squint i don't know why i'm doing this it's not even that bright in here
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well look sorry for the joke um some of you are probably wondering where dear leader l caney is so we got an
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update on him and we'll talk about that at the end of the show he is going to be taking a break nothing's wrong he's fine
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in fact he's having a great time and if you don't believe me i've got pictures to prove it
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so we'll do a little lk update at the end of the show here for those of you that are interested
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and uh but he is going to be taking some time off from the show and if you're wondering what he's doing well i bet you can imagine and if you can't imagine
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well i'll show you illicit pictures of what's going on there in san francisco let's just hope the dea isn't watching
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because if it is this vacation is going to be over real quick uh before we dive into the show we got a lot to talk about
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all sorts of stuff to talk about this week let's go ahead and let me send it over
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you just sound normal yeah well you know i was always good at taking tests i just keep
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scoring very positive positive positive positive positive it's great yeah so i'm hope uh you know
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best wishes to you lewis thank you glad to see that you're uh you're doing good you look like you're strong
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and and even when you told me when you first got you're like i think i have cove and i was like dude you sound totally normal so that's good you must
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have got the omega you got the uh omicron minus oh macron is that the new
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variant just uh you know had a slight source it wasn't even sore it had a scratch it
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wrote for a couple of days it was i couldn't even even escalate to store yeah just stayed scratchy and a little bit of a sniffle
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and felt i felt kind of bad for a couple of days like a little more tired than usual but that's it and now it's been
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what uh now i'm on like day 11. uh i tested positive again a couple of days ago you're still walking around a mask
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in my own house so i don't give it to my wife you know yeah i thought you were joking about it close to the cats like
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when i when i saw you put the mask on i i thought you were just you know trying to have a laugh
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and i even joked i'm like are you going to see your wife like and then you said yes and i realized you're serious
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but you know animals are carriers so i know technically terrified if the cats come up and see you they could take it
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down and give it to your wife you know so if she gets it she probably got it from the cat she'll probably make
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all right look our our user or our viewership is dropping precipitously here um
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let me just give one real quick mention i think next week's show we're gonna
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have on adam duff from lucid pixel it's a uh it's a youtube channel great youtube channel um this guy is
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interesting so you know a lot of people that review tech are tech guys right and adam is an artist and so he reviews
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technology from a completely different perspective than most of us and i saw a video of his about the apple studio
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display that honest to goodness changed my mind about how i feel about it really yeah he he actually really he shifted
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the way i think about it and now i'm i was kind of i was kind of leaning towards this is overpriced not worth it
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to it's still overpriced but it's i'm i'm now i get it now i get its
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existence i think it's more than just a cash grab anyway he's coming on next week i don't know if he's going to join
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us for the whole show because he's on the east coast but he's going to join us for at least part of it to talk about the studio's display and what makes it
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special and his perspective is one that i've not heard so that will be next week we'll uh we'll do that next week
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um let's go ahead and just dive right in here lewis dive right in if you want to know how to
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get your macbook pro your m1 macbook pro fast and cheap
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i'm not going to tell you anything here that you probably haven't heard here before but i've actually been surprised that people haven't been pursuing this
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avenue because it's such a great one and actually maybe you didn't know about this but before i talk about that
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i'm going to set us up for for for my spike here so i'm going to pass it to lewis to talk
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about what's going on with macbook pros because if you're trying to buy one you know you just can't get one not not even trying to if you tried to buy one this
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is what's really i mean horrifying so the headline is apple pushes february
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macbook pro orders back to june so you ordered one two months ago and it's still not coming for two more months
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yeah people who ordered a top tier macbook pro in february being notified it won't be delivered until june
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the delay results from kovid 19 lockdowns in china that are hampering notebook assembly
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uh new orders also face delay to several months and uh as to what you're
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alluding to what this basically makes you want to do is buy a refurbished 2021 macbook pro
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which is available in a couple of days in many cases
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uh so all these problems of you know global supply chain things you know i don't know if you've seen the pictures
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of people being you know taped and caged in china but uh you know these factories
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are shut down or have been a little bit and uh it's been hitting mac buyers hard you know never mind the people who are stuck
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in their apartments but uh one example we had is a cult of mac reader uh
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brenton henry who's uh looking at a very long wait for his maxed out macbook pro
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he said he got in touch they said we put our order in on february 6th and now they're now quoting june 14 to june 28th
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for fulfillment yeah over four months to get a machine is an enormous amount of time yeah no kidding i mean they they've
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come out with new products since then right i mean and i mean who knows anyway
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these those placing new orders wait face waits just as long order a 2021 macbook pro with an m1 max processor from
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apple.com and the estimated delivery time is between june 14th and june 28th which sounds
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i don't know exactly like what happened to the guy who ordered it so you know it sounds like they're pretty
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sure that's as early as anyone's going to get one which is not cool
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yeah so if you don't want to wait that long you mentioned refurbs and i'm not going to pretend like this is some
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secret unknown trick but what you may not know is that apple does have the
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newest m1 max m1 pro macbook pros available on the refurbished store so
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you just go to apple.com storedap.store.apple.com you scroll down to the bottom here
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and you click on refurbished and clearance and then you click on the little mac
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icon right here you can see they sell all sorts of stuff and then you click on macbook pro and if you want you can even
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tell it which year what size you're looking for what finish you're looking for everything and when i last looked at this
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they had a ton of stuff in fact i i hesitated to even talk about this story today because i was thinking about
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getting a 14-inch macbook pro and they had them for like 10 15 off when i
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looked and they had the exact one i wanted they had a a m1 max 14 inch macbook pro
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2 terabyte hard drive and 32 gigs of ram like that was exactly what i wanted and they had it and now
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it's gone so i think people are starting to wise up and there's only m1 pro macbook pros here 14
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and 16 inch but they refresh this periodically so if you just keep checking back you'll get the one that
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you want and you'll get it within two days as louis mentioned and you get a ten percent discount so is it ten i
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thought it was fifteen uh maybe this ticket it depends so i think it varies when i was looking at these these were
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all 10 off but sometimes it's way more in fact the funny thing is is like
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they keep listing 2019 macbook pros for sale and they're way more than 10 off
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and they are seriously specked out machines like four terabytes of ssd and
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you know like huge amounts of ram and stuff because otherwise i'm like who's buying a refurbished 2019 macbook pro for
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three thousand dollars but if you if you need a bunch of you know storage and you want maxed out ram
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then this might be a good option for you but in any case the other tip is and i know this is going to be something that most people
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can't do but i at least want to bring it up for those of you that know someone that works for apple they they get an
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additional 15 off the refurb store so that is a smoking hot price because
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that's that's 25 off the retail price of a mac and if you know anyone that works for
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apple you know that they get 125 off discount per year on a mac on an iphone on an ipad and
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then in other categories they get multiple 25 offs and so this is a way to bypass that 25
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off limit because they've probably used it for themselves already but if it shows up in the refurbished store the re
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the refurb price is already discounted 10 and then you get your friend to give you another 15 off
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now you're now you're playing with power as they say that's gonna be 25 off so that might be
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what i do the only thing is it is i'm not so i already have the m1 ultra
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mac studio sitting right over here with the mac studio display which is growing on me i have to say
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but but i seriously underestimated how convenient it is to have a laptop and i
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often am not in the cult command center here and i don't want to come out here and sit in front of the mac studio when i'm
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doing something like editing the cult cast or something i wanna i just wanna be in my house you know plopped on my couch
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and so it hasn't gotten as much usage as i thought it was going to it just
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basically sits there right now for five thousand dollars it just sits there
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and the other thing is i'm kind of going on a tangent here but the other thing about the mac studio is
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well it's not a problem with the mac studio i just i love the the track pad and keyboard layout of the macbook pro
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and the external track pad with a keyboard sitting next to it with the mac studio i
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just don't love that as much the the trackpad has like this weird elevation to it so you can't put it
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directly in front of your keyboard you have to put it off to the side and so now you have to like reach your hand over and use the track pad over here and
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i use it just like that list just like that and then bring your hand back to the attractive you bring it back to the
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keyboard do a little bit of this action and it just doesn't feel as good as it doesn't feel as tight as the macbook pro
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keyboard trackpad orientation so now i'm like maybe i should get a 14-inch macbook pro but then i feel guilty
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because i got this 5000 max studio so i've never heard anybody uh you know
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hanker for that sort of uh i want my track pad between me and my keyboard thing you know i i bet you
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somebody though has printed up a or it has a like a a 3d printing thing that
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you could just plop into a thing and it'll be it'll flatten out that uh yeah magic trackpad thing i mean
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it seems like it would be fairly trivial to produce i actually i've seen them before but i
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don't know if any of them have the orientation with the trackpad in front of the keyboard like it is
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on the macbook pro maybe maybe they do i usually see them in the side to side orientation it can't be
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difficult but the thing is is they they make the trackpad thicker when you buy the external one so the macbook pro
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trackpad and keyboard are flush with each other and they don't have a lot of elevation off the table yeah so you just
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you just make little indents in the plastic thing right and what plastic thing the plastic thing
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you're gonna set it in oh i was thinking wood that's why you threw me off i'm not buying a 3d printer
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well if you buy a 3d printed one it's going to look like absolute uh garbage come on unless somebody can do this i
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mean somebody could do this in 10 minutes all right do we have any viewers here that can uh back in uh
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keyboard and mouse that is what i need that makes everything flat
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right yeah that's not complicated even i mean it sounds complicated that's it actually does sound
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complicated like you got a 3d print it you got to figure out the design and the 3d printed or you gotta get a made out of wood anyway so i just love the
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orientation of the macbook pro trackpad keyboard i just find to be the most efficient and i can move my hand back
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and forth from the keyboard to the trackpad really fast and i think i feel like it helps be me be more productive
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and with the external keyboard trackpad combo on the mac studio it's just a different it's just a
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totally different experience totally different feel and i don't like it as much so far we'll see if i get used to it i didn't even mean to be talking
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about this but um and and we're losing viewers here precipitously we should move on briskly
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and forget that we ever talked about this because it's just me complaining about first world problems so speaking of the uh the studio display
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my friends yes it's been fixed and if you are watching you're seeing me
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do the air quotes with my fingers and by fixed i mean apple has released a
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a uh a quote unquote fix for the crummy looking studio display webcam
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and i hate to say it i hate to say it i don't completely hate to say it but i kind of told you so
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i remember when i said like people were saying like why would apple
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release the webcam looking like this like they've got to fix it and i'm like
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the reason it looks the way that it does is because they can't change it that's why it looks that's the best they can
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make it look and this fix it tunes it it tunes it to make it look a little bit
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better but it doesn't look a lot better i have to say and in fact in some
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scenes in some lighting scenarios i just say it actually looks worse
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and so i'm gonna pull up a video by max tech here and and uh maximize this here we go and you can see
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like right here on the screen he's got the studio display with the old firmware um on the left and then the new
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firmware on the right and it kind of makes everything just look darker and they tried to add more
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contrast in the fix but essentially what they did was they just lowered the brightness to me
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and so you can't see his shirt as well his face also looks darker well that handles a lot of the noise because it's
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not as bright but four inches taller too oh yeah it also it also changes the
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perspective on your head so it it backs off the um the crop a little bit
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which i think is another one of the reasons why it looks less noisy because
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when you crop in so it's a 1080p uh webcam and when you crop it in to to to to use
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the um the feature that i can never remember the uh the name of center stage thank you i i honestly
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don't know why i can't remember the name of that feature when you crop in on center stage it it's digital crop right so it's expanding the
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image and and then all the pixels get bigger so i think that they reduced the crop a little bit so that
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the expansion of those pixels doesn't look as bad but the overall
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but the but the changes i i don't actually think look that good what do you think louis
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you know i oh man give me the creeps because the the image just moved i thought you
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thought it was just still image and then it moved like they blinked oh my god scare me anyway uh you know i i've
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looked at a few of these things online i see people talking about this stuff and it's it's like when i see people comparing pictures of an iphone and an
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android phone uh you know like this part of the image looks a little bit different and it's either or better or
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worse depending on your uh viewpoint right i mean like i can't really tell you like if somebody
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said to me which one of those looks better like well this is a little darker but this one's a little washed out this was
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a little this this was a little that it's it's extremely hard for me to come up with a real like
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uh i don't know strong opinion about this is definitely better than that and i've i felt that about every single one
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i've every single uh comparison shot that i've seen so far of people talking about this uh studio display webcam has
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been exactly like that it's like well this has pluses this has minuses you know and i don't know why people are getting so
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bent out of shape about it i mean it looks fine to me and i mean that we love the way the center stage thing
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works i mean to be honest the the old one looks a little in that picture right
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there the mac sex thing it looks a little bit uh like kind of like almost like there's a filter applied like it's
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almost like beautified a little bit right yeah the contrast is just really low now i i should caveat like i i fast
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forwarded in the video here and and the one that you're seeing here on the left is the studio display with the old firmware and on the right is the 16 inch
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macbook pro and like look how much better the camera looks on the 16 inch macbook pro there's just way more has more detail in there
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yeah it's more dynamic range like the lighting looks and he's in the exact same lighting conditions in in both of these
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and so the macbook pro has a much better camera in fact max tech joined us when they when they joined the show like two
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weeks ago from their 16-inch macbook pro with the built-in mics and i was actually stunned it sounded
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great they looked great and i was asking them if they were using the mics built into the macbook pro
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because i was worried we were going to get like some echo and feedback and stuff and we didn't get any of that not that single instance of it and it
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sounded it sound it was the best sounding computer mics i had ever heard like it sounded incredible i i just
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assumed that they had a mic you know off the camera no they didn't they were just using the macbook pro that's impressive
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yeah that was impressive right because it it sounded perfect i mean it doesn't sound as good as like us using real mics
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it was not the thing with audio is like does it distract you if it doesn't distract you if you don't hear a bunch of um echoes
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or doesn't sound garbled or far away or anything like that that's a major win for me so anyway the fix is in for the uh the
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apple studio display and in my opinion in most scenes it actually looks slightly worse because
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to address the noisy image they they
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basically retuned the um the brightness it seems like to me and i don't like the
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way they tuned it i think it looks way too contrasty and i tend to i prefer like a a lighter area image which is why
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i generally expo overexpose my images like the image you see me in now like it it's over
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overexposed slightly and and i feel like that just kind of gives it like a like a dreamier nicer more pleasant look that's
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exactly what i think of and then you look at it and then you look so dreamy you know and the dream turns into
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a nightmare it's just over sharp for something something
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what's that i look like i'm on the surface of the moon yeah yeah can you hear me
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you look like you're being interrogated by um good cop bad cop right now you know so and you're in the uh in the
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prison so it doesn't look awful it doesn't look awful but unfortunately as i predicted
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it it can't be dialed out it's never gonna look great you're never gonna take a 1080p
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camera image put it on a 5k display digital crop it and have it look good
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but the odd thing is is why does it look so much worse than the um 16 inch macbook pro which i don't know what the
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module is in the 16th macbook pro but they could have put that same module in the you know the 1600 studio display and
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i guess the main problem is why does a 1600 monitor have such a bad webcam that that that's that's the problem like come
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on could you not have put in a better webcam it's 2022 everyone's working from home anyway
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i digress but overall studio display is growing on me lewis i'm not gonna talk about it now
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wait for adam duff to come on next week but when you really look into it when you really look into it you kind of
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start to understand why the studio display is so special because it just does things that other other displays just don't do we're going to say
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something i should say leander loves his i wouldn't say i love mine
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um but i really like it a lot and i'm glad that i have it and i'm glad you have it too
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and the and the image quality on it on paper you look at it and you think to yourself this should be better than it
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is and i still think that but then you see it in person and it looks beautiful it's a beautiful
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display i mean it's the same display out of the imac actually that's not true it is a better it's a it's a different panel
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from everything that i've gathered but it's very similar but it does look beautiful and it matches the image on
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your iphone on your macbook pro on your imac right so there's just a lot of benefits that you may not think about
28:58
but again i'm getting ahead of myself here before we move on lewis would you like to talk about
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giveaway you're such a generous guy you always just want to give stuff away i feel like you are you are a lot like santa claus i
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think you should grow out your beard and maybe gain 40 pounds i've been i've been working on the gaining weight bit
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uh yeah you have been looking more like santa lately no i'm just going to look good yeah so let's um let's talk about
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the giveaway here real quick yeah so we got a new one up on the website just went up today as a matter of fact uh you can win an air
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that's aer air fit pack three backpack uh we're giving away three of these it's
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called the fit pack three it's more than just a backpack though it's a hybrid duffel bag slash backpack that will
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carry you from work to the gym without any hassle because special compartments for everything it's got uh you know it's
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got a minimalist look it's not like you know you know how some of these ridiculous i have oh i have a backpack that's
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ridiculous embellishments all over giant logos all over the place i hate that it's a good looking minimalist backpack
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uh but still it holds a ton of stuff it's got a you know main compartment for all your clothes uh inside pocket with
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uh it's like a sleeve for your macbook and other gear and then there's uh yeah you can love this a zippered bottom
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compartment for your nasty gym shoes i like zippered bottoms yeah i had to say it
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uh anyway sturdy multi-purpose backpack uh we're giving away three of these things i think these are three three
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three different ones that's that's two too many i think that they uh i think they list for 149. this is made by a
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company i you know honestly i had 145 lewis 145. what 145 thanks for 45.
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don't get kicked off for misinformation pants on fire pants on fire um
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let's see i was just going to tell you that air is based in the san francisco bay area founded in 2014. that's good to know
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warehouse in east bay and office of san francisco which probably nobody ever goes to i should go look at it see if the lights are even on
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just kidding i'm sure they're up and happening anyway uh i'm glad to see that there's another company in san francisco
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making uh quality bags this thing looks good and uh once again i wish i was able to enter
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if you want to enter go to cultivac.com scroll down to where it says
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cult of mac giveaway that's a oh it's so easy to do kind of a giveaway right there giveaway for the
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giveaway and i just go in there you sign up for our cult of mac today newsletter that's totally free
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follow us on twitter look at somebody on facebook there's 17 different ways you can enter get your entries in
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you might have a chance some say you got a chance a lot of people don't enter giveaways because
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they're like i'll never win too many people are entering and all i'm saying is just give it a shot
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give it a shot you have a chance for this very minimalist cool aesthetic backpack as well oh yeah i like that you
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know what this would be great for louis is um stash and uh you know like the five or
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six pounds of uh illicit substances you found in a dumpster get it get it back to your world
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headquarters ah dear heaven perfect for that all right so i posted a link in the chat
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if you guys want to enter when i think that you should give it a try go ahead and do that i'll also
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put a link in the show notes of course so that uh you guys can go in there or you can just go to coltonmac.com scroll
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down and you'll see the giveaway right there all right louis it's kind of a snooze fest this week i
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you know i i just want to put that out there what a gal darn news it's been this week
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certain topics this is eating up the headlines yeah i mean everyone just wants to talk about certain topics and
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uh and we will get to said topics here i think towards the end of the show but i at least wanted to cover some apple news
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but it's um it is a dry wasteland of actual apple news this week there's a few there's a
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few select choice bits that we've teased out for you but for the most part like yeah to your point this is not what
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people have been talking about so um but i want to get through some of these stories anyway because there were some interesting apple stories and and i
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thought that uh this was one of them if you want to fix your own iphone louis yeah i know you're a bit you're a big uh
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you're a big fix-it-yourself type oh man i cannot wait i cannot wait to you can't wait to get your soldering iron out and
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fix your phone yourself right yeah but but where are you gonna get the tools lewis that's what i'm thinking i'm not
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go straight to apple and pay top dollar uh apple now offers parts and tools needed to fix your own iphone that's the
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big headline the self-service repair store for apple products that's a pretty tricky name that opened wednesday in the
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united states offering genuine apple parts and tools the iphone 12 iphone 13 and iphone se
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3 are the first models supported and there are more than 200 individual parts
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and tools on sale program covers replacing the device's battery bottom speaker camera display sim tray
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and the taptic engine ah just as importantly this is kind of
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interesting actually apple is also making the iphone repair manuals available online so uh
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apple offers a complete self-service repair tool kit as a 49 per week rental
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as our write-up says uh you should think hard before choosing this option though the kit comes in two cases and one
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weighs 43 pounds and the other way is 36 pounds fortunately my favorite part of the
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story the rental fee includes shipping costs yeah so it was just so funny
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i i get that people want to fix their iphones and i'm glad that they have an option but who is going to do this man
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like you gotta have like all of these tools and look at these two ginormous cases i
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mean apples should gonna ship you two bazooka boxes full of parts and then you gotta like you gotta pay
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the fee to apple to rent these things and i think apple's probably taking a loss on
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this to ship these two giant boxes to you is probably going to cost them 49 bucks if not more
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because that one weighs what you say 40 pounds otherwise like 50 pounds 30 cents 43 and 36 43 and 36 where i
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like shipping ain't cheap trust me and then you got to like break out all these tools and then buy the part from
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apple by the time you've done all this it's like it really just makes me think what's the point like i have a hard
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night i have a hard enough time making time to get to the apple store to drop my phone off to get it fixed right
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but now i gotta like order these things wait for them to show up and then take the time to fix it
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myself and there seems to be no cost savings to do this yourself i would imagine
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and the other thing is too is like uh how much extra pollution is this going to cause
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by having to ship these dang these 70 pounds of boxes all over to each individual person
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so they can fix their own iphone instead of having these boxes sit in like the genius repair center where they
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fix like hundreds if not thousands of iphones a day with the same boxes as opposed to sending it to you to fix your
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one iphone you know talk about uh talk about extra greenhouse gases to set
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these things along again i think it's cool that apple is doing this but it just kind of seems a little
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you know well you know normal people aren't gonna buy this is gonna be for people who are running
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their own shop out of their basement or something uh and for that you know that maybe makes sense you got a little uh
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you know expertise you know how to do this stuff you wanna fix things in your little college town in the middle of nowhere yeah so you get the stuff you
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get access to certified parts and uh everything's cool right apple keeps taking heat from uh you know right to
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repair advocates uh you know traditionally it hasn't made it easy to do your own diy fixes at all if
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it even you know lets it happen as opposed to like oh i tried to fix it
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now it's you know locked out forever but um government regulators keep complaining
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trying to force companies to loosen up on this kind of thing and so apple's you know caving into the pressure right um
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i i just no way on earth that i would ever do it uh i i can't even imagine like even just the hassle of getting the
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thing you know delivered and picking it up and then trying to try to take it apart let alone try to get it back together properly no way absolutely take
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it take it to the store that's what i love about applecare plus you go in there you've got something covered by applecare plus you just go hi this
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doesn't work they plug it into something that says you know bleep bloop up nope sorry give you a new one that's
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that is the best bleep bleep bloop bloop yeah i'd say bleep bleep blue we've got jamin harrison here in the chat he's
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jamming his opinion into the chat here oh he's saying that uh it's actually not a bad idea to rent weekly and fix a
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bunch of people's phones i was just thinking that same thing like if you want like a nice side hustle renting these
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renting the repair kit if you're gonna use it to fix other people's phones it's only 49 bucks a
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week that is actually not a bad price at all i mean 200 bucks a month to get all the tools that you need from
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apple and because you're using the right tools you'll be you'll be in a um you'll be far more capable to fix the
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phone without voiding the warranty or screwing it up because i can't tell you how many third-party places just don't know what the heck
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they're doing like i had my phone or my wife's phone fixed in a place she broke her screen and they quote unquote fixed it we got
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it back the the touch um uh id no not the touch id but like like that
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like the touch registration oh yeah touch your phone never worked normally again after that nice and the screen was
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like not all the way slapped back into the phone it was like the corner was sticking up like an extra few millimeters oh my heavens so we took it
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back and they quote unquote fixed it again we got it back still didn't work normal so
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finally i was like you got you guys got to give us our money back like we're taking this thing to apple and so they did they just refunded us our money the
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people clearly didn't know what they were doing and we took it to apple they took the screen out threw it away i'm sure and gave us a new one and it worked
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perfectly after that right so like you have to have the right tools to do these repairs correctly and if you got good at
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this and and uh you built up a little name for yourself like on your college or something to be able to do this like you
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would actually make some serious cash doing this i think so why did you go to a third party like that just to try to
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save money uh i tried i forget the story it might have been to save money but it also might
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have been because i don't know if you've tried to go to an a genius bar lately there was actually a
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story about this that they're not hiring people to replace people that are leaving and so the service the lead time to get
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your stuff fixed is is really long right now and it was even worse during covid so i think like rather than wait two
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weeks or whatever the weight was going to be my wife just decided to you know go and get it fixed someplace where they could
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take it right away well i see lesson learned right there's a reason they don't have a weight i i tell you man i've had nothing but
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great experiences i mean i got mine fixed in barcelona one time i was in in barcelona for like three or four days
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and uh you know i've been somewhere else in spain uh and it's like okay my phone is not
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working right you know the it's just not responding to touch properly it was really like
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bad you know on a trip like that where like a lot of your tickets are on your phone a lot of you every bit of
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information you have about how to get where you want to go is on your phone i i was like oh my god it made me realize
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like it i i think i knew but it it it really reinforced exactly how important
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of a tool that is for every single thing that you do and when you're on the road it's like it's it's it it's your hub
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it's it's every piece of information you have it's how you get to the next place you're going it's everything and uh
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the wherever we were out in the middle of nowhere it's like you know the nearest apple store is in barcelona okay well that's where we're headed you know
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in a day and a half or whatever so i went in there dropped off my phone picked up a you know brand it was a
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brand new phone they just they their place to display overnight overnight i i thought it worked it worked fine it
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worked great and you know it took i i mean it took no time i think i probably spent
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15 minutes in the store total dropping it off watching them go through a few tests
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it's them saying yeah it's we need to replace this and they say okay can you be back tomorrow at five yeah okay great
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it was it was astonishing cost me nothing because i have uh you know the iphone repair or iphone upgrade program
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with applecare plus so was it an authorized shop oh yeah it's a giant store in the middle okay okay okay
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that's an authorized yeah that's what i'm saying like if i live in san francisco right there's a lot of stores i would
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if i had any i just no reason i would ever in a thousand years go to a third-party place but
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i understand why people do it i mean if you uh if there's nowhere nearby i mean
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obviously you don't have a lot of choices so that's actually a good point if you have nowhere nearby and you're handy then you could do this yourself
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and i think it's very cool they're making the repair manuals available online now so you can see exactly what to do like that's a huge win right just
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them telling you like the way that they are going to repair stuff and according to the the uh
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the story like they're selling you parts for the same price they sell everyone else so you get the part price the parts at wholesale i wouldn't wholesale you
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know quote unquote it's not going to be cheap but but at least they'll be getting a authorized apple part and then
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look at this i forgot to mention this part when you return the tools they give you a 36 33 66 back there you
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go what which is weird like well that's what it says uh the customer can can return the tools after the repair for
42:17
33.60 back i wonder if this is if you buy like as part of a kit or you rent it
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as part of a kit um or maybe that's when they send you the tools but uh yeah this is kind of confusing
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because you can rent the tools for 49 bucks but it looks like you might also be able to get the tools as part of a kit for a
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uh for an iphone 13 which costs 270 and then when you return the tools they give
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you 33.60 back but it's pretty hot true like if you can rent the tools by
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themselves and then they give you money back when you return them i don't know if that's the way it works that's kind of what what the story
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makes it sound like then apple is definitely losing money on this because there's no way you're shipping these two
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giant boxes for you know what like 15 16 bucks
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round trip that's not happening i wonder if those boxes are to fix every single device or just well it's specific to the
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iphones that but i mean i i wonder why it's two boxes it's just peculiar anyway
43:18
look at those manuals though i mean they're like 80 page manuals anybody can go and look at them online i mean that's pretty awesome let's check them out keep
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going it's like oh yeah look at that browser's manuals but manual for your truck let's let's just
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look at it real time here let's see if i can load this up so iphone 13 pro max repair manual let's
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look at it let's see what happens this is gonna be the most i i'm just gonna say this could be the most
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beautiful manual we've all ever seen i feel like most manuals look terrible it's literally like speaking of children
43:48
manuals you gotta be a freaking physicist just to even understand what's in those manuals look at this
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apple apple blends their ui team and their ux team into everything and that's something
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that a lot of companies don't do like a lot of companies don't have ui ux on internal products or on on like a a
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manual like this but um i can already tell you this looks this is the best looking manual i've
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ever seen look like the fonts look great like the warning boxes are like nicely
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color-coded this looks incredible look at this probably look at those diagrams that's
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the best looking repair diagram i have ever seen look at that it tells you exactly all the different components
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inside of the phone where everything is oh man i fixed this out of a job man i
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know i fixed this out of a job here we go crazy isn't it and it tells you what parts
44:41
you can order if you need the camera cowling or display adhesive
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the rubber gasket don't even get me started on rubber gaskets i love those you can order yourself a tablet look at
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all those part numbers and they have a display adhesive part number they almost have uh pretty
44:57
hilarious this looks like an ikea furniture assembly guide oh no it doesn't oh man look at that they even
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show you i'm sorry i know people listen to this it's all this terribly blurry i'm gonna move on here in just a moment they show you all the screws that you
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need or all the screwdrivers you need to um disassemble it this is cool
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look at that again this is the best looking freaking manual i have ever seen never reinstall a screw after it has
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been removed install only new screws all right that's interesting
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they didn't they installed new screws after they uh they used some single use screws look at this
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display okay that must be what comes in the box man that's why that box is so heavy because you get this display press to
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press it on flat that's probably what the the um the shop that i use that's probably what they didn't have they're
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probably just using their hands so they weren't able to do it evenly and that's probably what you need is a display
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press to press it in there the same pressure across the entire face of the display
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yeah i'm sure there's you know tons of things that like no normal person could actually pull off without
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these tools look at this sand you get your own apple uh sanctioned sand and the sand
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container does it actually come with sand i don't know but you can order it from apple if you say that if you need
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to if you need a container of white sand from the beaches of peru i think it's uh ultra refined sand you know that's
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hilarious because in the uh in the images they sent out with the press release about this if you look at it in
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the corner there's a little box that says sand what in the world are they talking about sand container wide mouth quick pour
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unbreakable plastic container with flip top lid and clean dry untreated sand oh
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my god what the heck is this what is the sand for that's what i'm wondering
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there it is sand and snake clean dry untreated sand you need eight to ten cups
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that's one that's the first tool listed and how to set up that is the one component i would not have guessed it's like i need to fix my uh my iphone
46:58
screen like what what tools i need well don't forget about the sand sand is the most important ingredient you're gonna
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need eight to ten cups of wow pure unrefined sand look at how look at how
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fussy these things are workspaces used to repair apple devices should meet the following criteria non-flammable and
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electrostatic discharge safe workbench at least two feet away from paper and other combustible materials sand
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container within reach two feet on both sides of the workspace not above the workspace
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adequate ventilation i mean that's that's pretty serious look at this i guess you know you start opening up uh
47:31
things that have lithium lithium-ion batteries you know you want to employ a moderate amount of caution
47:37
right i gotta say i'm i'm impressed man i mean look at this documentation look at the machines
47:43
i mean they're sending you they're sending you an apple repair center in a box well in two boxes technically
47:50
with all the instructions on everything that you need to do i cannot even begin to fathom putting this together so that
47:56
you can explain it to like a normie like here's how you replace your iphone screen here's all the tools you need
48:01
here the processes it all looks like it's well put together though i mean all the everything i've read in it looks very straightforward
48:07
and easy to understand even though you know dope like me can understand it this this has got to be the most boring
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dry segment i apologize i'll see myself out i cannot believe we didn't put links in there so people can take a look at
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them it's pretty amazing yeah i'll i'll put a link in the um i'll put a link in the show notes and in the chat if you guys want to check this
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stuff out and there's there's all sorts of manuals in here i mean it's like iphone 13 pro max iphone se
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iphone 13 iphone 13 mini the 12 pro the 12 lord load load more results
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oh that's just the user guide all right well there you go i never would have imagined i would have spent
48:43
10 minutes looking at a uh apple an apple a repair manual live on
48:50
the show they got mac notebooks here too any um oh these are just quick start guides got it so it's just for the
48:56
phones that we have so far okay we were so far behind oh my gosh those look at this
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um that's what happens you start reading a repair manual i got lost in the repair manual i'm
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gonna brush by this story at uh 90 miles per hour i'm just gonna do it real quick
49:13
my friends big changes might be coming to ios and mac os i talk about this no one seems to care and i'm surprised that
49:18
i'm like one of the only people covering this beat but but there is a leaked um quote unquote
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final you eu and they call it an antitrust bill that um it looks like might actually get
49:30
passed and if this gets passed it is going to mean huge changes for ios for mac os
49:36
and here's why they're going to force or at least it seems like they're going to force
49:42
tech companies to allow competing marketplaces so imagine being able to use like remember cydia except for
49:47
non-jailbroken phones how cool would it be to have alternate marketplaces for for apps for your iphone i mean i think
49:54
that would be super cool they also want to force imessage and
49:59
other chat apps and facetime to work um uh with other chat apps and other video
50:07
um or uh what's facetime called like video communication apps
50:12
and work and be end to end encrypted so they want a bunch of cross platform compatibility built into all this stuff
50:19
they want alternate uh payments to be allowed to be used they want alternate browsers allowed to be used
50:25
i mean it is just breaking apart everything that apple does on ios especially
50:32
and would force them to basically make it like mac os and i know like apple is spending a ton on lobbying
50:39
they're bringing on more lobbyists tim cook is out there saying he doesn't think this is a good idea and uh i i think this would be pretty
50:46
interesting i mean especially the alternate i think for me the number one thing alternate app store because here's my
50:53
logic here and i've said this before i'll keep it brief apple and google have marketplaces for
50:59
their phones and those marketplaces are basically the way everyone accesses the internet now it's like the internet
51:04
and if they deem your app not worthy to be in their app store then you don't get to participate
51:10
in the internet economy on a phone and i think that's unfair i don't think that apple should be able to
51:16
say well we don't like what you're doing so you don't get to be in our store actually i take that back i do think they should be allowed to control their
51:22
own store but if they're gonna do that then you should be allowed to install apps on your phone that apple doesn't
51:28
like that have nothing to do with apple because it's your device you paid for it and apple doesn't get to have their cake
51:34
and eat it too in my opinion they can't say we're not gonna let this happen to our app store and we're also not gonna let you install it in any other way i
51:41
think that's pretty uncool bro if you asked me louis but i've said this before i'm not gonna
51:46
go into it again but i just wanted to make you aware if these new eu guidelines pass we are
51:53
going to see massive changes to ios and and mac os as well i mean these are
51:59
the the these are some of the most uh drastic
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tech regulation laws that i've seen and certainly the most drastic that we've seen in regards to ios this would
52:12
be a huge shift in what apple does because they'd have to make their ios
52:18
work with these new eu laws so we'll see what happens um should we talk about twitter or or
52:24
should we does anyone want to hear us talk about twitter i don't even know if we should and the
52:29
reason i say that is because i i like many of you i don't want politics in my
52:35
content for entertainment my entertainment content and we don't do politics on this show we will
52:42
never do politics on the show but inherently within within some stories
52:48
they're political in nature because people have different opinions about if something is good or bad or how
52:55
things should work or who should own what and so we thought we would talk about twitter
53:00
and just and just give a quick i don't know maybe just share our
53:07
reactions to what's going on with twitter and then i was going to just say real real fast
53:13
there is one aspect of the story that i find very interesting that not a lot of people are talking
53:18
about that i think transcends who owns twitter and is more about what's going to happen when the
53:23
ownership of twitter changes hands so let's just do it and let's just kind of let's just kind of keep it light
53:29
let's any thoughts on what's going on with twitter this week on and of course um what's up with it i'm sure i don't
53:35
even need to say this but clearly uh there's gonna be a change in ownership at twitter elon musk being a
53:41
bid to buy twitter outright i never imagined this would actually go through
53:46
when i heard this was happening i was like dude there's no way this is actually going to happen twitter is too big too important
53:53
they're not going to sell it to them and i was stunned when i found out that that was actually not the case i think he
53:58
cornered them twitter knew that their performance wasn't going to be great
54:03
and uh they did their financial reports this week and and i think elon probably knew that it
54:10
wasn't going to be great and so he offered them a bunch of money and he put them in a position where if they turned him down they would have
54:16
been legally responsible for the ramifications of that because if they were if they turned down his
54:22
high offer and then the stock dropped because their performance wasn't good they could be sued so i don't think there was any way they could say no
54:29
so he kind of made a pretty smart pull smart play after they couldn't refuse him he made him an offer
54:35
they couldn't they really couldn't refuse because they have a they have a legal fiduciary duty to the to their shareholders
54:41
so they kind of had to say yes and uh anyway thoughts reactions lewis
54:48
uh you know i i think it's kind of funny i mean i i i don't understand why anybody's so
54:54
upset to be to be quite honest i don't understand what everybody's freaking out about which every time i look on twitter i see people crying and i see news
55:00
stories about twitter employees in tears and everybody's you know terrified and it's
55:06
like i don't quite understand it but uh i mean i i take the guy at his word
55:12
talks about standing up for free speech and everything he's actually said i mean you know aside from like
55:18
next i'm going to buy coca-cola and put cocaine in it you know i mean the guys landed was a bit about that story he's a
55:23
bit of a crank right pretty hilarious sometimes but uh i
55:30
i guess i just i i take him in his word i mean i'll see what happens i mean he says he wants it
55:35
to be a open and transparent platform for free speech that sounds awesome to me
55:41
uh i i don't like all the crap that goes on in the background you know people getting banned for you know
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obscure reasons and twitter just like every other tech company being completely a black box unable to get a
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hold of them unable to you know what's the word not challenge but uh
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pro appeal appeal thanks
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um so anyway i i think it's uh i think it's interesting and uh i'm kind of excited
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about it so what about you yeah i uh i would say i'm downright euphoric i uh
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i just think that this is it was such an unexpected move and
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look you guys kind of probably know how i feel i i i'm a i'm a free speech guy i'm a i'm a liberty guy i want people to
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have choices i don't like shadow banning i don't like banning people i
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i do think there needs to be some level of moderation right because you don't want people on there threatening people
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and so on and so forth so but that kind of sounds like it hearing what elon has said i feel like
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i'm aligned with him like we need to open this up we need to make it transparent we need to we need to
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increase trust he proposed making the algorithm open source i think that's a great start and we already know there's
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some shenanigans going on at twitter right like this week if you haven't been following the story
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there has been a wave of people who have suddenly had their accounts restored like after
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years of being banned on twitter all of a sudden there are their accounts just get
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restored without explanation and there's been like tens and tens of thousands of people maybe hundreds of thousands of people they got restored or they started
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using twitter again they got restored like they were banned and they got their accounts back and no explanation no
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explanation here you go here's your account back and i think that there was some shenanigans going on at twitter i think
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that there were some people who were covertly writing their
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uh writing their their personal values into twitter's code base and the reason i say that is because all
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these changes happen suddenly they're hard to explain and and by by by changes i mean people
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getting restored to twitter who were banned and i think that
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elon musk when he comes in is going to be doing a full code review right that's going to be one of the first thing that
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he does and and and i heard someone say that he didn't just buy twitter he
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bought evidence and and by that like that means he's going to be able to go in and see exactly how the sausage is made and i
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think there's going to be some stuff in there i think there's going to be some scandals in there that we're going to learn about about maybe not things that
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were done from a corporate decision-making level but individual people making decisions
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to ban topics ban people operate twitter in a way that
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is not probably in the um the interest of the people using it
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and so there's a bunch of people going through it now and they're trying to they're they're trying to hide the sausage you know what i'm saying louis
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they're they're they're trying to sweep things under the rug they try to clean it up tighten it up and maybe even delete code but the thing
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is is i mean if twitter operates like any other tech company all that's all that code is stored you can't just get rid of it
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it's stored because when you when you when you change code it rolls out to a
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development environment and then if that after testing proves to be something that they want to release they roll out
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to production and they can roll it back at any time to different versions of the software so all that stuff is stored and he's gonna
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he's gonna be going in there and doing a huge code review and i think people are worried man i think people who are i
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think there are people at twitter who have been doing things they shouldn't be doing and now they're scared because they're like whoa we did not see this
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move coming and he's gonna go in there with a bunch of smart people and he's going to be
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pouring over that code to see exactly what's going on and i think we're going to learn some things that we didn't know
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before besides that that was a tangent i just i'm a fan of free speech i just want to
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hear what people have to say i know there's going to be stuff that is said that is going to offend me i'm okay with that
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and i want twitter to be a place where people can speak their minds and have arguments with each other
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and i want them to bring back some of the spicy people like i just feel like way too many people are getting banned on twitter it used to be a fun place and
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i feel like now it's just not as fun anymore because they banned anyone who has anything spicy to say and i like a
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little spice in my life you know like a little spicy meat the ball you know i'm saying louis yeah and that's funny one of the tweets
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that he uh put out in the last like 24 hours or something was like you know
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well let's just read something freedom of speech means freedom of speech yeah i mean how can you argue with that there
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was one he said something about like you know let's make twitter maximum fun or something
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i don't know yeah i totally agree with that that was the one thing he said that i was like man i couldn't agree more let's make twitter fun again
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and i know people in the chat been saying that twitter doesn't want to use twitter anymore that's kind of how i feel like i almost never use it anymore
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i just kind of feel like it's gotten boring it's gotten dry they're not doing anything to make it better
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and we need some fresh blood in there we need an edit button uh he had another idea to
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encrypt dms so that no one can read your chats but you are the person that you're talking with i'm like that's a great
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idea and uh i'm just excited to see i'm excited to see someone
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take hold of twitter who believes that everyone should have a voice the more banning politicians then
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we're banning people with spicy takes or or you know politically incorrect takes i want to see what people have to
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say and if i don't like what they have to say then i'll unfollow them and you don't have to agree with me i'm okay with that i know some of you do and no a
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lot of you probably don't yeah and you know i i value that we have differences of opinions we can still have fun
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together so i was excited about it human but here's the thing here's the
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thing here's the thing this ties into apple here's what i think is going to happen
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in two months after elon takes takes over let me rephrase that because it sounded like i
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said in two months when he takes over i don't know how long it's going to be before he takes over it could be six months two months after he takes over
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i think that he's going to be booted out of the app store i think apple's going to kick him out i think google's going to kick him out and they're going to say
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you're not you're you're not censoring enough what and you no longer are going to be
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allowed in the app store yeah i'm almost positive of it and at that point i think we need to have a discussion like like are these app stores
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the places where everyone downloads apps where they can access the internet right in in um
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in unique ways right like like you can't use the twitter web app like you can an app on your phone right so twitter
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doesn't exist if you can't have a phone like an app on the iphone if apple and google do that i think we need to have a
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different discussion like are are they abusing their position as marketplaces do they do
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their marketplaces need to be opened up or do they need to allow other marketplaces to thrive where people can
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use the apps that they want on the devices they've purchased but i would be shocked if he was not
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kicked out of the app store and by e i mean twitter two months after he buys it three months max because if he reduces
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censorship things are going to be said that people don't like and people are going to be
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looking for stories to write to roast him and to roast twitter and apple will only take so much that before
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tc says i'm done with this y'all and he bans them you know writing down this prediction to see if it comes true there
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you go all right there you go there's the twitter story hopefully that wasn't too
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spicy for you guys like i said we don't want to be political but in the same sense like some of you asked my opinion
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and i know that you guys are probably curious just to hear what we think because it's like a hot topic this week so so there you go last story before we
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wrap up here story and it is a story let's talk about
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our beloved el caney r.i.p i'm gonna miss him louis he had a good
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run and uh he uh he smoked one too many roasting in place
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i'm just joking but not really so should i just should i just break it
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down here louis then we can discuss it yeah okay i'm i'm building this up it's not it's actually not that serious
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landers taking a break from the show and it was something that he wanted to do he he just said he needed a break
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he has we've been on we've been doing this show for like nine or ten years i don't even know how long it's been honestly so he said he wanted to take a
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couple months off now i think it's going to be at least a couple months it could be longer he says he's coming
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back after a couple months i hope he does but we'll see what happens because he's having a great time as as i
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will illustrate here for you shortly he's been doing all sorts of things he's trying to get the blinking under control
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he's got a major blinking problem yeah so he just wanted to reclaim some of his time and also um
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he uh there's something going on with his eyes like when he looks at the screen we're doing video his eyes hurt and they hurt for the rest of the day so
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he's trying to figure out what's going on so he's going to be off for a little while uh it's going to be me and lois
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mano imano we'll probably bring on some guests in fact i'm already planning guests so that we can get some other people on here
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we may even bring on a listener too i don't know we'll see how wild we want to go with this lewis so
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he's going to be out for a while but there's no there's no scandal or or anything like
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he's welcome to come back anytime he wants and i think eventually he will but he did send us some pictures this week
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oh he's going to be so anxious to get back oh yeah i bet he can't wait he's probably missing us already he said
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that cult cast was the highlight of his week but that was that was a while ago so he sent us these pictures this week
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now i don't know i don't know if um you guys recall that
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time that we were at macworld this is like 2015. so if you've
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been following us for a while and and buster heine found that giant bag of pills in the macworld garbage can and
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when i say giant it was like a one gallon bag of pills that he found in a public garbage can
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and i don't know what those pills were but i know it took him two or three years to get through the mall
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we threw him away i think we threw them back away well all i gotta say is el caney just outdid
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him and right at the start of his vacation he he hit the jackpot this is probably better
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than winning the powerball in elkini's book so he sends us this picture the series of pictures
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on slack look what i just found in the dumpster three pounds of illicit substances
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milk plus millions of jars of cbd hand cream anyone got a sore wrist
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i suspect the illicit substances are low in thc but i'll certainly give it a try
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and then he sent us this picture i mean if you know anything about illicit substances
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you know what this is and this bag is probably worth this this one bag is probably worth i'm gonna guess two
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thousand dollars what is it potting soil it looks a lot like potting style soil it's very crystally in nature
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and at one point it looks like those crystals were living on a plant material of some kind
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and he found this in a dumpster there's also this bag another pound and a half
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of illicit substances this has got to be worth i mean again two three thousand dollars i would guess this is the
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greatest thing about the cult of mac office it's uh it's it's in this uh co-working building and there's a
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dumpster downstairs and you regularly walk down there it's like oh look there's an air on chair oh look there's
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a you know really nice desk oh look there's you know thousand pounds worth of time ten
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thousand dollars worth of uh narcotics i mean so all jokes aside like this is
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um the crystals that come off the cannabis like this is like the most pure uh hallucinatory
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inducing substance you could probably put in your vaporizer and this is this is the best you can get
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and he found a whole dumpster full of stuff who throws this stuff away loose i just i you know how did it end up in the
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trash look at this it's bizarre this is the whole mother lode and it's and the thing that cracks me up is
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you know just as lk starts his vacation he finds this huge bag of drugs and this
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actually is a coincidence and this is a total coincidence i'm sure or he just dipped into his children's college fund
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to pay for this and he needs his wife to not know about it he also found this
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it's a giant mason jar full of more illicit substances and then look at this one bluegrass
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islands keefe look at that look how green that is looks like it came from dr dre's
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personal collection i'd be terrified
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so this is what el caney is gonna be doing with his next two months and when he's done
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he's gonna be like the uh the brown wizard in um the hobbit stories
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his mind will be long lost he'll only speak in riddles he'll surround himself with animals he'll be
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wearing robes and a wizard hat and he won't know who he is anymore he'll see colors that no one has ever
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imagined i just can't believe what a lucky guy he is i mean like
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just the coincidence of him being into this stuff and then finding it at the start of his two-month sabbatical
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this is what he's gonna be doing for the next two months i mean first of all none of us know what leander kinney does anyway
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the only thing that i knew that he did was did was you know do the cult cast and now he doesn't now he's not even
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doing that so if you want to know what he's going to be doing for the next two months let's hear in these images what he wants to do is concentrate on
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the cult of mac today newsletter oh yeah you're going to get some psychedelic
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stories that's for sure it's total string of consciousness at this point so streaming
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stream of consciousness not string of consciousness it's going to be a stream for sure
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because i mean again not to not to belabor this too long but um you know like if you know anything about
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keefe if if you're to use it like you might only use like i don't know a quarter teaspoon of it at the time maybe a half
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teaspoon and he's got pounds and pounds and pounds of it here i mean this is like
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this looks like five years worth of of uh
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snoop dogg's you know recreational activities here
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i just i really want to know where that came from i mean did somebody uh why is it in the trash why why maybe i
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mean it's fired or maybe i think someone stole it stolen was running from the police and
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they dumped it and they dumped it in the trash and he just happened to found it before they went back for their stash i i don't know
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it's bizarre but this is one of the strangest stories i've ever seen i mean look at this look at these bags
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that's three pounds right there and then the mason jars as well it's got to be it's got to be four pounds of uh you
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know or or five pounds worth of the most concentrated thc substances in existence i mean he
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found it in a dumpster in san francisco we know it's going to be like very potent you know
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so there you go long live leander caney it was good knowing you leander
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when they find him when they open the door when he's been missing for like
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days they'll find him like the whole cult of mac world headquarters will be just like just dense smoke they won't be
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able to even find anything in there and then they'll find him on the ground frozen
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big smile on his face not breathing yup and they'll poke him with a stick and he'll come too
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i'll be like ah i was hallucinating where am i what year is it
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all right that's all i got you got anything else i i how can you top that i got nothing to add okay
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we're gonna go ahead and wrap it up there guys that's all the cult cats we have for you guys this week hopefully leander's okay with us sharing
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that story because we didn't actually ask him first but you know what he's not here so jeez
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i guess we'll find out if he listens to the show yeah he'll he'll find out when um he's presented with the warrant with the
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warrant from the dea at this door and a clip of this show all right guys we're gonna go ahead and wrap it up there that's something cast
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next time all right forgot the end button now it's like i i have a pound and a
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half bag of teeth i haven't even been i didn't even find a
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five pound bag of illicit substances in the dumpster i'm making more mistakes than el cane is
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he's probably just in a dream state right now lewis eyes
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california is a dream state so he's definitely california dreaming right now
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see the nice thing about these mason jars is once he's gotten through uh all the substances
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he can use them as um as his own personal uh bedpans
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so he doesn't have to leave the office anymore anymore i can just sit there and [Music] smoke his life away
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it's gonna be a good time look how green that is looks like it's spinach juice
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unbelievable all right all have a good weekend [Music]
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catch you guys next time [Music]